Introducing the Tombstone!

So I've started my drunk decent into legendary 'shaperdom'

Introducing the Tombstone Lacerator! My first board! Completely eyeballed. I took a fun board blank and cut the
nose and tail off. I just starting rounding stuff off and this is what came out!. Its my new everyday shred sled (besides my hull).
Some of my new signature maneuvers are: The "Barrel Dodge" and the "Headsnap"

I would tell you the dimensions but, but there too off to tell...oh well.
I do know its as tall as my chin is, and it schralps cutties in the critical like it was on purpose!